Shaving Grace


I promised you more sad monsters, so here’s a favorite among my friends.

It surprises me that more vampires don’t have facial hair (I actually can’t think of a single vampire who sports a beard).  I imagine that this level of surprise equates with your level of bewilderment concerning the amount of time I spend time thinking about the facial hair of fictional creatures.  I guess all I’m saying is I hope some network decides to develop a show about a vampire barbershop so I can be finally let on the secret of how these beings have managed to remain so secretly smooth shaven for so many hundreds of years.